Jan 19, 20104
Whitney Port Bikini Pics
Tags: bikini, the hills, whitney port

I don’t know who Whitney Port is, and I don’t care, but I think it’s safe to assume she’s famous. Otherwise paparazzi agencies wouldn’t take pictures of her. Also, she’s in a bikini. That’s just the kind of hard-hitting journalistic integrity I like to bring to the table, folks. Some call it “laziness” and some call it “apathy,” but I prefer to use the term “moxie.” It just sounds a little nicer during the job performance review.
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin Online

4 Comments, Comment or Ping
Yep
Really?…I’ve seen way hotter chicks workin at the mall. Please enough with these “famous” average brauds. Putting these everyday lookin females on a pedestal just because they’re on tv is gettin beyond ridiculous now.
Jan 19th, 2010
abby
And I also missed the complaining. It’s good to be back.
Jan 19th, 2010
anony
Yeah, if you’re going to be famous for nothing, you gotta be a LOT better lookin’ than this chick….
Jan 19th, 2010
Roadside
She looks OK to me. Good to see the cabaƱas are wheelchair-accessible.
Why does everyone go through life glued to a cell or texting?
Jan 20th, 2010
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