S.S. Dita Von Teese at Elie Saab

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Burlesque star Dita von Teese was one of many D-list celebrities on hand at Lebanese designer Elie Saab’s Spring/Summer 2010 show in Paris yesterday. Saab says of his collection:

For spring, Elie Saab offers an Impressionistic study in transparency and lightness. A slender ingénue awakens in a bed of flowers. Like a pointillist, she dresses by touches, sprinkling lilacs and pastel flowers over veils of lace.

Mother-of-pearl petals, sequin flowers and dewdrop-inspired motifs come together in gradations of powder pink, light Japanese yellow, celadon green and Majorelle blue.

Draped in yellow-brown silk chiffon or subtly textured tea rose, she is a romantic ingénue whose shimmering reflection would make the waterlilies envious. A fleeting vision of a dream.

Ho-ly shit. That may be the gayest thing I’ve ever read in my life. If I actually ever bothered to read anything, that is. No thanks. That’s why God made TV. Suckers!

Sarah’s in tomorrow, so enjoy these heaving milky-white bosoms as a parting gift:

UPDATE: No she’s not. I just forgot what day it was again. Thanks a lot, peyote!

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PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin Online

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  1. anony

    It’s just me, but I don’t find the pale pale pale skin/red lipstick/fuzzy mustache look attractive on a woman…..

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