Noah Cyrus to Launch Clothing Line
Tags: clothing line, emily grace reaves, fishnets, noah cyrus, Noie & Ems, Ooh! La La Couture, slutty, tank top, tulle skirt, youtube
The Really Unfortunate Looking Cyrus, a.k.a. Noah Cyrus, thinks it’s about time for your young daughters to be able to look like a mini hooker too! Says Star Magazine:
Miley’s little sister is teaming up with her bestie Emily Grace Reaves, 9, to launch a clothing line for Ooh! La, La! Couture. The line will be called the Emily Grace Collection but both girls will wear the designs on their YouTube series Noie & Ems, touring with Miley and on the red carpet.
“Emily is launching the clothing line along with her BFF and costar Noah Cyrus,” the press release states. And the pieces promise to have a “trendy, sweet, yet edgy feel.”
In a clip on their YouTube channel, Noah and Emily show off their outfits to Miley backstage at one of her tour stops. Noah is wearing a tank top, black tulle skirt and argyle socks while Emily is decked out in a leopard print ensemble with fishnets.
“I want one of those,” Miley says to Emily in the clip.
Did you read that? Fishnets on a 9 year old girl. It’s really creepy to see them with their little miniature hats perched on their heads like they’re in a burlesque show or something. I wouldn’t be surprised if their line had thongs and black lace underwire training bras. Bleh.
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HOW CUM
These avant-garde entrepreneurs deserve thunderous applause. Noah may even eclipse older sister Miley one day. Their brand name is magic itself. These two are going to be taken seriously and on their own terms.
On the practical side, while they are champions at the moment among their pre-teen age demographic, that is a very transient thing. Developing and marketing a successful clothing line takes years, by which time they will have become teens and may appear plenipotentiaries for a whole new demographic entirely.
Feb 1st, 2010
Jon
“I can’t wait to grow up, I’m a Whores ‘ R’ us Kid, theres all kind of strange, adult games that I can play with. From Vibes to Whips, to child bearing hips, there’s a million things including some splifs. I can’t wait to grow up, cause if I didn’ I wouldn’t be a Whores ‘R’ us kid….”
Feb 1st, 2010
Whey to Go
How long before their Fisher-Price -inspired “My First Dildo” collection comes out?
Feb 1st, 2010
J
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with the Cyrus family, why are they promoting pedophilia?
Feb 1st, 2010
HOW CUM
As evinced here in the comments, age apartheid, actually has the opposite affect of what it’s advertised to prevent, ie, hyper-sexualization of young people.
Of course, the highest priests are really those that control the language, and hence, frame the issues – for example, to pronounce a person a predator – strips them of their humanity and reduces them to that of an animal, like Hitler reduced the Jews to non-humans by referring them “vermin”.
See labeling theory (also known as social reaction theory)
Another example of controlling the language so as to be the high priest to frame the issue, would be say, to address the Governor of California’s efforts to house California’s overcrowded prison population in Mexican prisons and out-of-state prisons – to call that prisoner trafficking – in order to grab the upper hand in framing the issue by controlling the language.
Feb 2nd, 2010
Recondite
What about the use of the phrase “Ooh! La La!” in the clothing line? What does that do to frame the issue? Can someone please tell these handlers what this phrase refers to? And don’t pull the “innocent children” card on this.
The fucked-uppedness of this scenario almost prevents me from wrapping my brain around the complicated nature of childhood neuroses ballooning into full-blown adult onset idiocy.
But, let me guess, she’s surrounded by people who tell her that “this is how women dress.” And, being youth who wants to be grown-up, will do whatever makes her look older than numerical age.
For balance, someone should acquaint them with the term “French whore” (no offense to French whores, of course), complete with the requisite vivid/graphic images of long-term STD damage to the body.
It speaks to American amnesia with respect to this “sexualizing youngsters” debate. Remember Jon-Benet Ramsey?
Yeah, that’s what I thought.
Feb 2nd, 2010
HOW CUM
Ooh! La La! – marketing genius?
These cutting-edge fashionistas are vested with rectitude.
Perhaps the Jon-Benet scaremongering is a bit vieux jeu.
Feb 2nd, 2010
koj
@ recondite – I hate to break it to you, but ‘ooh la la’ doesn’t have any inherent sexual connotations, it basically just means ‘oh my’, and could just as easily refer to a really great burger as to a more risque situation.
Feb 2nd, 2010
maysen
i love Noah cyrus she is 1 year older then me
Feb 3rd, 2010
MOM TO 2 BEAUTIFUL CHLDREN
OMG THIS IS THE MOST DISPICABLE THING I HAVE SEEN!!!!
HOW DISCUSTING, OUTRAGIOUS, HORRIFIC, INNAPROPRIATE THING I HAVE SEEN ALL DAY!!!!!!
I HAD TO GOOGLE IT WHEN I HEARD IT ON OUR LOCAL RADIO!!!
my 8 yr old would not be caught dead in this outfit, and if any other parent belives this is ok then they have a really really big problem!!!!!
and i put a status on my facebook about it and here is what comment i got about it and its true!!!!!!!!!!!! EVER THOUGHT OF THIS?!!?!? Lingerie for Children? seriously? that guy just made a million child pervs happy
GROSS GROSS GROSS!!!!!!!
HERE IS WHAT WE PUT ON OUR FACEBOOK STATUS
If you are a parent u need to see this and copy/paste so they know we are not gonna stand for this…http://yeeeah.com/2010/02/01/noah-cyrus-to-launch-clothing-line/ hw disgusting my daughter would not be caught even looking at that shit!!!! PARENTS AGAINST NOAH CYRUS!!! how could they go from miley cyrus stuff being …nice and cheap to this stuff. COPY AND PASTE!! PARENTS AGAINST NOAH CYRUS!!!
Feb 4th, 2010
kim
This is so disturbing, on so many levels, I wouldn’t even know where to start. Clothes for prostitots. Good God…..
Feb 4th, 2010
alan guy
I cant believe anyone is defending this.
@ KOJ, it does not matter what the definitive mean of the phrase “ooh la la” is, it is how it is perceived by our society. Who the hell do you know that says “Ooh la la” about a fucking burger you idiot? “Ooh la la” is what is said when a perceived “sexy” fem walks by. That is how “Ooh La La” has been seen for decades.
Disney is sick, and so is any other company that puts out this crap like MGA’s Bratz dolls, or the pole dance kit, or those High School Musical panties that read “Dive In” on the crotch.
What the hell is wrong with out society? What is wring with a parent that lets their underage daughter where tiny shorts that say cute on the ass. I just cant believe this world.
You want to defend this stuff? You want to think pedophilia is not a problem? Just try searching “child model” on google images, think you might be shocked..
Feb 5th, 2010
Chris
Lol, I don’t think teenage girls normally wear that shit either. I think I saw a picture of Noah kissing that blonde girl too.
Feb 7th, 2010
stephenie
ok has anyone taken a look at the fact that 9 yr olds are designing these clothes?? and Alan, im not defending this clothing line and i say ooh lala all the time.. ask some girls how many of them say it.. we say it about clothes, jewelry, cars, lots of stuff.. I would never think of putting my kids in clothes like these but i would never bash little girls for wanting to make their own clothing line either.. read how old the girls are before you start bashing..
Feb 13th, 2010
shiton noah cyras
these girls are only 10 yrs!!what the hell!!!
the parents never had miley in this crap. why noah?????????
this poor girl. it to bad she has a dumb ass family!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mar 30th, 2010
loviecute123
i love noah cyrus,she is my age sorry but i wear ooh lala couture with legins,but like not a lot
Apr 20th, 2010
loviecute123
by the way noahs 10 and emilys 9
Apr 20th, 2010
loviecute123
the blond girl is named emily noah is following emilys lead
Apr 20th, 2010
loviecute123
my mom lets me wear ooh lala couture i love to wear it
Apr 20th, 2010
MrsJoeJonasxxxx
its Emily Grace Reaves aswell as Noah so stop just badmouthing Noah!
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I think Noah and Emily’s outfits are gorgeous and there different and show her bubbly funny personality they are soo cute and who cares if people don’t like them how many parents can say their 9 year old daughter has their own clothing line! calm down Noah and Emily designed the outfits themselves and they are adorable! and i would buy them. Let the girls be and stop judging them you don’t even know the girls and there innocent like every other 9 year old they just has different taste in fashion so for gods sake just leave them alone! Let them be who they wants to be….
Love yous Noah and Emily your Gorgeous and keep up the good work hunnies!!!!!!!!
May 15th, 2010
MrsJoeJonasxxxx
Dont complain about Child Models…Nicole Richie, Brenda Song, Lindsay Lohan, Jamie Lynne Spears, Raven Symone, Robert Pattison etc have all been child models and have all become successful! x
May 15th, 2010
Happyhappy
wow. i cant even belive this!!! why does noahs parents let her dress like a hooker!!!! when i was little i wore CLOTHES not skimpy little bahting suits like a freakin whore!
May 20th, 2010
müzik dinle
very nice picture. thanks
Oct 6th, 2010
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