The Grammys Were Last Night
Tags: 2010 Grammy Awards, adam lambert, beyonce, dresses, fashion, Fergie, Heidi Klum, josh duhamel, Katy Perry, Kristen Bell, Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, music, Nicole Kidman, Paramore, Phoebe Price, pink, Rihanna, Seal, snooki, taylor swift, Tish Cyrus
Hi guys, it’s Sonya today. Did you know that nipples can stick to ice? It’s true. Just ask Abby when she gets back.
So, the Grammys happened last night, and like the dedicated blogger that I am, I didn’t watch them. I don’t really care who gets what, because it’s all a bunch of crap anyway. They never mention my favorite group, Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters, so I don’t bother. I am interested in what everyone wore, so here we go:
Taylor Swift’s dress fits kind of weird, I think.
Rihanna chose to let her dress do the choking
During a lapse in security, crazy lady Phoebe Price slipped in, as did super-classy Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi
Pink didn’t need to sneak in, she just snarled at security
Katy Perry gets the award for best reworking of your grandmother’s 1963 prom dress
Adam Lambert tries out an “Eddie Munster meets a drag queen” look
Beyonce’s dress reminds me of one of those jackets from the 80′s with the ugly piping
Heidi Klum and Seal
I’m so happy to see Nicole Kidman go back to red hair
Lady Gaga gets the award for Best Use of a Discarded Solar System Display
Fergie is still with stripper-loving Josh Duhamel
Miley Cyrus‘ lips look strangely puffy, and also with mom Tish Cyrus:
Kristen Bell
5 Comments, Comment or Ping
Jon
I didn’t know about the ice nipple thing until last night either. Sorry Abby, next time I’ll use whipped cream.
As for the Grammy’s, since there’s pretty much no talent being produced anymore they still bother having those?
Feb 1st, 2010
HOW CUM
One of my dearest friends is nearly deaf. I can’t imagine how I could describe to her how truly beautiful music like, say the song, One Dream, by Sarah McLachlan, is.
Feb 1st, 2010
Jon
Tell her to scratch her nails on a blackboard, that ought to convey the right sentiment when it comes to the music of Sarah McLachlan
Feb 1st, 2010
HOW CUM
I paricularly love songs with fat chords, those three note chords of the four triads: major, minor, augmented and diminished, with jaunts into the 6th, 7th, minor 7th and sometimes 9th and minor/major 7th.
Feb 1st, 2010
Roadside
Sonya writes good.
Feb 2nd, 2010
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