Madonna Breaks Up with Jesus
Tags: break up, Jesus Luz, Madonna
The light has left Madonna’s life! Jesus Luz has ditched Madonna’s leathery clutch in search of greener, less dried-out pastures. Reports Digital Spy,
Luz allegedly ended his relationship with the 51-year-old singer because of their age difference and busy schedules.
“It not only was totally amicable, but it was Luz who initiated the split,” a source told the Chicago Sun-Times.
According to the report, the 23-year-old Brazilian realised that their lack of mutual interests did not suit a long-term relationship.
Madonna and Luz met at a photoshoot for W magazine in December 2008. They began dating shorty after her divorce from director Guy Ritchie was finalised.
The couple were recently reported to be trying for a baby.
There’s a point in a young man’s life where he realizes that banging a famous old chick is only good for so long before the specter of becoming the next Joe Gillis to Madonna’s Norma Desmond becomes too freaking real. New clothes and every material possession you want is all good and fine until you offend her and she shoots you in the back. Speaking of which, you better watch your back, Jesus! No one ever leaves a staaarrr!
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v.s.gaudio
Il metodo dell’eccitazione e l’allure allascata al trotto
di V.S. Gaudio
Il “metodo dell’eccitazione” è sempre dato da Madonna che, anche qui, sembra ostendere la “misura della quiete”(cioè un’ombra passionale del paradigma sentimentale) ma che, in realtà, si tratta di un paradigma da sentimentale meccanizzato, che costituisce un effetto-seduzione da “assetto inquieto” o “cucitura del brivido”.
La figura retorica è sempre quella dell’iperbole del podice, e lo sguardo del personaggio, quando c’è questa figura da inscenare, non è mai in relazione con l’obiettivo(cfr. anche gli esempi del “culo ubbidiente”).
L’andatura di Madonna, per il paradigma sentimentale paraapatico, è allascata al trotto, con un’estensione altissima e un orientamento misto dimensionale e diagonale.
Feb 15th, 2010
sweet_girl
why thanks..But aight your ew!wowowow….
Feb 23rd, 2010
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