Quickies: Va-gay-tion

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Lance Bass and Joey Fatone

Lance Bass and Joey Fatone have gayness up the anus. (LitelySalted)

Jeff Davis, the creator of “Criminal Minds” is turning Teen Wolf into a television series.  No one knows why. (Pajiba)

Brittany Murphy fundraiser: funds raised, event canceled. (CelebNewsWire)

Hey look, a crazy German fashion show with chocolate dresses! (HollywoodRag)

An ode to LeVar Burton. (CelebrityOdor)

Betty White may be 190 years old, but she’s still the baddest bitch around. (EvilBeet)

Lindsay Lohan is a high maintenance call-girl who requires more handlers than a chimp. (IDLYITW)

Kellan Lutz (of the Twilight movies) is Calvin Klein’s newest underwear model. (TheBlemish)

Mel Gibson calls a reporter an asshole during a TV interview. (DListed)

Pete Wentz is unemployed. (WWTDD)

Stephen Tyler threatens to sue his Aerosmith bandmates if he’s replaced. (Celebitchy)

Zooey Deschanel is starring in an HBO pilot about groupies. (ICYDK)

Katie Price married Alex Reid in Vegas. (Popeater)

Jack Nicholson’s daughter in a bikini. (TheGrumpiest)

Will Smith wants to be president. (Celebslam)

Playing catch-up with Coco’s Twitter whoring. (TheSuperficial)

The Olsen Twins introduce their fug new fashion line, “Olsenboye.”  The ridiculous promo video looks like a remake of The Babysitters Club or some shit. (BricksAndStones)

3 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. RebelBoy

    I’m sick of these tip-toeing, little fat fagots polutioning our beaches!

  2. L. Hansen

    All of you lonely people-may God’s love be with you.

  3. L. Hansen

    Don’t let the purest thing in your
    life get away.

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