Jersey Shore’s Snooki Gets a Make-Under

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Ever wondered what “Jersey Shore” star Snooki would look without the poof and ten pounds of bronzer? Well, this is your lucky day. Inside Edition says

Celebrity hairstylist Francky L’official brushed out Snooki’s sky-high poof. Her heavy bronzer and dark eyeliner and shadow were replaced with much lighter neutrals and Us Weekly’s Fashion Director put Snooki in couture.

She looked super-sleek in a gray and black dress with shoe boots and a low pony tail. And the reality star was almost unrecognizable in a tailored black pantsuit… and a stunning gold and black Marchesa dress.

How does that old saying go? Something about putting lipstick on a pig… oh, wait — I remember now — it’s “You can put lipstick on a pig, and chances are good that The Situation will bring it home and have sex with it.” Consider yourselves warned, ungulates!

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PHOTO CREDIT: Shervin Lainez for Inside Edition

4 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. spatz

    awww shnookums! i can’t help it. she’s so cute and endearing

  2. Jon

    Cute? She looks like a midget. Her nickname should be stumpy.

  3. anony

    Snooki’s best lookie would be a paper bag on her head.

  4. Yep

    This dumb stumpy bytch ain’t even Italian. The braud is Chilean and was adopted. Fuck outta here.

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