Feb 5, 20103
S.S. Heidi Klum Topless
Tags: boobs, breasts, Heidi Klum, photos, pictures, topless, vogue
The German word “gestalt” is just a fancy way of saying “the whole is greater than the sum of its parts,” so the next time you’re at an office party and some pretentious bastard starts bandying it about with words like “jingoism” and “dénouement,” interrupt him by waving one of these Heidi Klum pics in front of his face and say, “Well, that depends entirely on which parts you’re talking about. And which ‘hole!’” Then high-five the guy standing next to you and bust out a few Macho Man Randy Savage pelvic thrusts before yelling “Yeah, and you can eat my Schadenfreude, bee-yaaatch!” as you walk away.
Screen caps from the video of her posing topless for Vogue last year:
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HOW CUM
Gestalt, not to be confused with epiphany. The sum of the whole is greater than its parts. That is why the powerful elites throughout history have conspired to balkanize peoples and play factions off against one another. Divide et impera, (Latin), divide and rule; divide and conquer; create division among peoples in order to maintain control over them. Machiavelli, among others, very strongly advocated this principle of statecraft.
Even now the global elites conspire to capture the Internet and use it to divide and rule and control it like they now do the mainstream media. The rush is on to ram through global copyright treaties that will pit Netizens against one another. Fair Use is in the crosshairs. The FBI is moving frantically to foist cyber crime laws into place (more money, more power for them, who cares about freedom?) before the world can figure out the real motives. Forces are also conspiring at this very moment to tax the Internet, in order to destroy it. The Censors are chomping at the bit and frothing at the mouth with their own sordid fetish.
They have already managed to herd most young people onto separate reservations. This is their prize for their many years of fomenting bogeyman hysteria and for their intended goal of age apartheid. The results of a recent Pew study, that Teens are abandoning their use of blogs and twitter in droves, and are being routed to social networking, can be found here.
An apt analogy might be the Nazi boxcar rides to concentration camps. Gestalt, indeed.
Feb 6th, 2010
HOW CUM
*the whole is greater than the sum of its parts
*routed to social networking enclaves
Feb 6th, 2010
Jon
crazy = how cum
Feb 6th, 2010
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