Josh Duhamel Knocked Up That Stripper
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Now that the rumors of Josh Duhamel’s infidelity with an Atlanta stripper have finally cooled, up pops the same stripper with news that she’s carrying his bastard child. Like a Jack-in-the-Box, only with more silicone and illegitimate fetal tissue! According to Nine MSN
Nicole Forrester, the stripper who Josh allegedly cheated with last year, is three and a half months pregnant. And she says she’s 95% certain the baby is Josh’s.
“Yes I’m pregnant. Yes it’s probably Josh’s. I haven’t decided what I’m going to do,” the mum of two [said].
Josh and Nicole met at an Atlanta strip club. He initially denied her claims that they’d slept together, but she later took a polygraph test to prove her story was true.
God, celebrities are so fucking stupid. How hard is it to put on a goddamn condom? Or buy the morning-after pill? Or get your hands on a bottle of chloroform and an unspooled wire hanger? It’s almost like they think they’re so great that they’re somehow above the laws of nature. Well, I got news for you — you’re only above the law in the American penal system. Biology and physics bow to no man, bitches!
Josh at the Youth Run 4 Haiti; Fergie at the premiere of “Nine”:
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
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So there’s a 5% chance Nicole fucked someone else without a jimmy hat 3.5 months ago? Damn, I lead a sheltered life.
Feb 12th, 2010
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