Jennifer Love Hewitt Wants Attention
Tags: birthday, fashion, jennifer love hewitt
Hello my pretties, it’s Sarah. Abby’s got a roller derby thing happening today, but she’ll be back tomorrow and I heard she bought some dictaphone software just in case she shatters her wrist again, so it won’t even matter if she can’t type!
In news of the stupid, Jennifer Love Hewitt is turning 31, so naturally she dressed up in a cute, sophisticated cocktail dress and went out to a club with friends and had a few drinks and a good time. HAHAHA! No, I’m just fucking with you. What I mean to say is that she wore this jackassy nonsense, and while it does appear that two “friends” (possibly hired lackeys) were involved, they didn’t go anywhere or do anything other than stand outside her gate and pose for the paparazzi, whom she called and invited (possibly whilst crying).
And again, she’s turning 31. THIRTY-ONE. Not three. Not even 13. THIRTY-ONE.
This getup would be kind of a lame failure for an 80s themed bachelorette party involving actual buckets of margaritas, but as a birthday outfit for a grown ass woman? I don’t even have the time or the energy to address everything that’s wrong with this.
Jennifer Love Hewitt dressed up as Retard Barbie for her 31st birthday:
10 Comments, Comment or Ping
spatz
wow. tragic
Feb 22nd, 2010
Gooch
She also wants a cheeseburger…or some Taco Bell.
Feb 22nd, 2010
HOW CUM
“Love” is her middle name. I think she gets a free pass.
Feb 22nd, 2010
Roadside
In response to all that, I’d like to point out that she’s got a great rack.
Feb 23rd, 2010
paparazzi is pathetic
if the pathetic paparazzi never existed stuff like this wouldnt happen….and she would still be absolutely smoking for 21 let alone 31
guess it was a slow day in the stalker industry. if i was a millionaire id f around all the time and laugh at the creeps who make their living taking pictures of other peoples lives too
Feb 23rd, 2010
spatz
PAPARAZZI IS PATHETIC: she’s the one who is constantly calling them. not the other way around. i don’t think paparazzi would care about following her around either way.
Feb 23rd, 2010
paparazzi is pathetic
if they dont care why do they keep showing up?
Feb 23rd, 2010
paparazzi is pathetic
if this was lady gaga people would calling this a revolution in fashion…..
Feb 23rd, 2010
sweet_girls_girl
Jennifer Lopez whores dress some fan wouldnt say it from her fan mariah carey,where else she knew about shoulder ways from yes why?
she knows about it wow.I am great with some respectly great…
How very see i see i see your there somewhere else…
Feb 24th, 2010
Wholesale
but as a birthday outfit for a grown ass woman?
May 10th, 2010
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