Oh Look, Babies
Tags: Angelina Jolie, babies, Brad Pitt, brangelina, johnny depp, Jolie-Pitt, knox, maddox, pax, photos, pictures, shiloh, The Tourist, vivienne, zahara
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are heading from Venice to Paris, where Jolie is scheduled to shoot scenes for The Tourist with Johnny Depp. These photos were taken this morning, and the netterwebs are collectively pissing their pants because those twins are in them.
I don’t like babies. They have ginormous heads and they’re totally codependent and they’re really loud and they usually smell and they’re always sticky and they can never seem to close their mouths all the way so they look really stupid all the time and the least disgusting thing they’re ever covered with is a paste made of drool and diaper cream, but for some asinine reason most people are completely in love with babies. So here you go, here are some pictures of the littlest wrigglers in the Jolie-Pitt Rainbow Coalition.
I think they’re kinda fug. And they probably smell.


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