Rihanna Gets a Lap Dance from a Midget Stripper
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There was no shortage of entertainment on hand at Rihanna’s 22nd birthday last week, unless you count the midget stripper in the leather corset. Nine MSN says
Rihanna’s new boyfriend Matt Kemp the idea to present her with a frisky little person stripper for her birthday.
“Bridget the Midget” performed a raunchy dance for Rhi at her birthday party in Arizona and according to other party guests, Rihanna absolutely loved the kooky gift.
“She thought it was funny,” says a friend.
“Funny” is a fat person being dragged face-first through the sand while still attached to a parasail. A half-naked dwarf wielding a riding crop is not funny. It’s like something from a Stephen King novel. All she needs is a twin and a tricycle and she’d make Pennywise the Clown look like the goddamn Easter Bunny.
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Syd
At the risk of being “insensitive”, GROSS.
Feb 23rd, 2010
abby
I second that. Also: “ew.”
Feb 23rd, 2010
sonya
Yeah, that’s just creepy. I’d be curled up on the chair crying.
Feb 24th, 2010
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