Robert Pattinson Admits He’s Dating Kristin Stewart
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In news that’s sure un-moisten the control-top panties of lonely fat girls everywhere, Twilight puss Robert Pattinson finally admitted he is dating co-star Kristen Stewart. That great disturbance you feel is the collective strain of a million Double Stuf Oreos suddenly crying out in terror and suddenly silenced. The Daily Mail says
After refusing to comment on their relationship for months, Pattinson finally broke his silence and admitted they were an item.
He told The Sun: ‘It is extremely difficult but we are together, yes. We can’t arrive at the same time because of the fans. This was supposed to be a public appearance as a couple but it’s impossible. We are here together and it’s a public event but it’s not easy.’
So they’re a couple, but they don’t arrive together and they don’t leave together and are only ever photographed together at Twilight premieres. Interesting. Just like he is a “heterosexual” but somehow allergic to vagina and hard-up for roles where he gets to kiss naked dudes. Riii-iiiight. I’ve never seen anybody who sucked so bad at lying. And I’ve seen Dick Cheney on “Meet the Press” more than once, so that’s really saying something.
Kristen at the BAFTA’s and the Elle Style Awards last week:
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer Griffin Online
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
missy
HEY STUPID DUDE, YES YOU THE REPORTER WHO WROTE THIS ARTICLE; THE JOKE THAT ROB STATED IN DETAIL MAGAZINE WAS THAT VAGINAS AROUSES HIM! HE IS NOT HETEROSEXUAL AND HE ‘S NOT GAY. ACTUALLY IN THAT ARTICLE HE STATED THAT HE DIDN’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO THOSE WOMEN!! YES I DO BELIEVE FOR A LONG TIME NOW ROBSTEN ARE A COUPLE IN LOVE!! AND I TRULY THINK THEY WANTED TO KEEP SOMETHING IN THEIR LIVES PRIVATE !!!! NOW COULD YOU; THE DUMB REPORTER WHO WROTE THIS ARTICLE GO AWAY- PLEASE GO AWAY!!!!!!
Feb 23rd, 2010
weenie
Jeez, if anybody sucks, it’s you, you twat of a scribbler! You understand nothing and if I had idiots like you spreading garbage about me, I’d lie low too. Article dripping with poison from the beginning, makes me wonder what your psychological problems are and what’s happening in your panties – well, you lowered the tone in the first place………
1. Rob Pattinson’s humour is obviously far too erudite for your feeble brain.
2. The suggestion that he’s gay is too ludicrous for further comment.
3. They left the BAFTAS together.
So much for your journalistic pretensions.
To echo the last poster – go away and crawl under your stone! I SO hope there’s a special place reserved for people like you in the afterlife.
Feb 24th, 2010
Jennifer
Wow, wtf is wrong with you? You are being very disrespectful to women as well as Robert Pattinson and its obvious you are just jealous cuz you are a nobody that nobody wants! Grow up and learn to write! “In news that’s sure “TO’ un-moisten” Asshole.
Feb 24th, 2010
Lisa
“Doctor, I think I’m allergic to vaginas!”
“What makes you think that?”
“I swell up whenever I’m around them!”
Get the joke, people!
Feb 24th, 2010
Darcee
Swarmy much? Me thinks that you’ve sipped too much bitter juice and are probably a “lonely fat girl” yourself. Hey no-name Loser, why don’t you try sticking to your high school newspaper and leave professional paparazzi to someone who doesn’t suck at it so much?
Mar 10th, 2010
emily reyes
*sigh* i wish i was dating u ur HOT of course im jealous but i mean wat can i do about it kristen is very lucky 2 have u!! i wish i was her! =( i always cry im not lying i cry when i see u with a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but im gonna have 2 deal with it I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 20th, 2010
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very useful information, thanks for sharing!
Jun 20th, 2010
sikis
thank you sharing
Aug 16th, 2010
priyanka
u idiot who ever had written such noncense about rob is completely wrong….u r a jerk….first chech ur sexualyty then talk something like that about someone else…
Sep 5th, 2010
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