Now that his wife Brooke Mueller checked herself into rehab earlier this month, Charlie Sheen decided to follow suit and check himself into rehab yesterday. But not the same rehab, because that might be awkward. According to TMZ

Charlie Sheen voluntarily checked himself into rehab and there was “no one big thing that happened that made him go.”

Charlie will spend two weeks in rehab. He will get outpatient treatment once he checks out.

So if he’s in rehab, and his wife is in rehab, then who’s watching the kids? Um, probably the drug counselors, because the kids are also in rehab:

Charlie Sheen’s wife, Brooke Mueller, currently has the couple’s two children at the rehab facility she’s at.

Mueller’s rehab facility allows children, and Brooke’s kids are with her right now.

Ah. I see. It might be too soon in their young lives for the kiddies to ride a bike without training wheels or use the big kid swings on the playground, but it’s never too early to voluntarily incarcerate them bunch of alcoholics and drug addicts consumed with sexual issues. My stupid parents did it all wrong.

And now old pics of Marisa Miller topless. because her body hasn’t been ravaged by crack cocaine and whiskey bloat (all thumbs NSFW):