Taylor Swift looks like a special-ed kid trying to shake off flies in the new movie “Valentine’s Day.” (Pajiba)

I’d like to see the series of unfortunate events that found Bar Rafaeli’s crotch mounted on back of The Situation’s head. (TMZ)

Kristen Dunst is wearing a blue wig and hanging out with Asian chicks in this new Cosplay video and I still don’t care. Go figure. (popoholic)

How many Zoe Saldana nipslips do you see? I count 12! (CityRag)

Is Kristen Stewart cheating on Faggy McFagsalot with her new British co-star? (Right Celebrity)

The men of the Olympics — shirtless. (Socialite Life)

Boner is missing! Funny, I said the same thing to my ex-husband four or five times a week when we were married. (CelebNewsWire)

Black and white and nude all over: The Top Ten Skinterracial Scenes of All Time. (Mr. Skin)

Mariah Carey keeps getting fatter and the dresses keep getting tighter. Complete wardrobe failure is bound to happen at some point. (Celebitchy)

Adriana Lima and Ana Beatriz Barros topless and tanned. Hope you like masturbating vintage-style. (Moe Jackson)

How to dress as Demi Moore’s beaver circa 1984. (Hollywood Rag)

Paris Hilton flashes the beaver. AGAIN. Still winter last time I checked! (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Hilary Duff blowjob pictures: the proof is in the pudding, baby! I don’t even know what that means, but it seems appropriate given the circumstances. (Holy Moly!)

The trailer for Showgirls II. It’s all too real. (Seriously? OMG)

“Lost” star Matthew Fox is fucking around on his wife with a dirty stripper! (I’m Not Obsessed)

Kristen Stewart is actually tolerable in a see-through shirt and no bra. Just barely, though. (Gabby Babble)

Why did Kate Hudson go to the Burberry Prorsum Catwalk Show dressed like a gay ninja turtle? (Bricks and Stones)