Quickies: Lip Service
Tags: Quickies
Karate Kid as through the eyes of Michael Phelps. (Lainey Gossip)
John Travolta breaks out a new wig! (Socialite Life)
Ke$ha wants to get on John Mayer’s dick. There’s a match made in douche heaven. (Litely Salted)
I bet it took two tubs of Crisco to stuff Kim Kardashian’s fat ass in that body suit. (The Grumpiest)
Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller had cracked-out threesomes! I have to admit, marriage is starting to sound more and more fun every day. (Celebitchy)
This unholiness is what happens when your dad doesn’t play catch with you as a kid. (Mo Egger)
See the Pamela Anderson commercial banned from Australian TV! (Hollywood Rag)
Lady Gaga says she’s celibate. I guess there are more perks to already having both sets of genitals than we ever could have realized. (Holy Moly)
What’s the secret behind Kirstie Alley’s new slimline physique? I’m guessing bacon drippings. (The Blemish)
This nasty skank’s lips may haunt my acid flashbacks forever. (The Dirty)
Center stage Bra-Off: Alessandra Ambrosio vs Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. (Moe Jackson)
All the pictures of Evageline Lilly ever taken. Ever. (UseMyComputer)
Courtney Love looks like she was assembled from intestinal casings and phyllo dough. God help us all. (CelebNewsWire)
A heartfelt tribute to Salma Hayek’s breasts. (Dirty Rotten Whore)
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Roadside
I think that’s supposed to be Lady Gaga “says she has cellulite.”
Mar 3rd, 2010
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