Mar 3, 20104
Do Not Adjust Your Screens
Tags: boobs, fake, implants, Katsuya, Mary Carey, porn
No, this isn’t the work of some junior high boy with Photoshop, and there’s nothing wrong with your monitor. It’s more like the work of a plastic surgeon without the word “No” in his vocabularly. Porn actress Mary Carey’s chest looks like some little cartoon dude attached a bicycle pump to her boobs and went to town. What’s funny is that without her boobs, she’d pretty much be straight up and down. She really doesn’t have any hips and her waist isn’t very defined, even though she’s very thin. I guess in order to make it in porn she had to bolt those balloons to her chest. Well the good news is, if she’s ever in a car accident, she carries her own frontal protection.
Arriving at Katsuya:
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
Duuude
Always has been a fugly skank, always will be …
Mar 3rd, 2010
blergh
That is just sad and pathetic, no one cares about this lame skank.
Mar 3rd, 2010
Roadside
The weird thing is she would have made a better governor than the Austrian guy who won.
Mar 4th, 2010
SLB
The boobs are completely idiotic. But it looks like she definitely lost weight. She was pretty porky on Celebrity Rehab.
Mar 4th, 2010
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