Another tell-all book about Brangelina is about to hit the shelves, this one filled with shocking allegations like “Angelina Jolie was into S&M before she met Brad Pitt.” I’ll give you a moment to collect yourself. Nine MSN says

‘Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie: The True Story’ claims that Angelina and [British actor] Ralph [Fiennes] would meet for regular kinky sex sessions at a hotel in London. “They would order room service and watch the news together in bed afterward.”

The book also claims Ange slept with Mick Jagger when he was still married to his wife Jerry Hall back in the nineties, and that Ange still had something going on with Ralph and with her ex-husband Johnny Lee Miller when she first met Brad.

“Hollywood will be rocked by these revelations about Brad and Angelina,” claims the author.

I doubt anyone will be “rocked” by these allegations. Angelina Jolie wore a vial of blood around her neck and was into heroin for a while, so dabbling in a little S&M seems par for the deviant course. Now if they told me Angelina was into reenacting Civil War battles and building model railroad layouts to scale, then I might be shocked. And possibly a little turned on. I mean really, who would have ever thought we’d have so much in common?

Brangelina + the kiddies in Paris yesterday:

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News