Heidi Montag Has Already Sold Her Baby’s First Pics
Tags: baby, Heidi Montag, photos, pictures, plastic surgery, pregnant, Spencer Pratt
Now that her stupid “reality” show is about to be canceled and her foray into pop music tanked, plastic surgery monstrosity Heidi Montag is planning on getting pregnant so she can remain tabloid-relevant. In fact, she’s already sold the exclusive rights to the photos to Life & Style Magazine, even though she’s not currently pregnant. Why should she let a stupid thing like actually gestating a fetus get in the way of her next paycheck? Nine MSN says
[Heidi and Spencer are] not actually expecting a baby yet, but that hasn’t stopped them making plans for the future — negotiating an exclusive deal with a tabloid magazine to document every step of their journey into parenthood.
“She’s not even pregnant yet, but she and Spencer have already signed the papers,” a source tells In Touch Weekly. “They’re planning staged photos every step of the way – the pregnancy, the birth, and of course, the first baby picture.”
It looks like Dina Lohan has finally met her match in the soulless manipulator department. Ten bucks says that baby’s first word is “ka-ching!”
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
2 Comments, Comment or Ping
Roadside
Douchebucket is more accessorized than she is.
Mar 6th, 2010
blergh
That poor, poor kids doesn’t have a chance at life, it’s Mother will be a delusional, talentless, dumb, fake and plastic of waste space and the Father will be a attention whoring douchebag, I feel really sorry for this kid, this is fucked up, my God Heidi is ugly.
Mar 6th, 2010
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