Quickies: Resplendent

Mar 5, 20101

More of the delicious Sofia Vergara’s amazing rack. (UseMyComputer)

Marc Anthony in the faggiest turtleneck I’ve ever seen. (CityRag)

Kourtney Kardashian’s pregnancy cans are gi-normous. (CelebSlam)

Roseanna Barr goes on a tirade agains Mormans! (Allie is Wired)

Eva Longoria gets sexy in high heels… and not much else. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Dave Navarro’s wiener is either two inches big or his hands are the size of catcher’s mitts. (CelebNewsWire)

Mickey Rourke banged 14 broads at once, and he wants to tell you all about it. (Socialite Life)

Rihanna has sexy robot sex at the Echo Awards! (Holy Moly)

Nicolas Cage looks like an out-of-work magic shop employee. (Hollywood Rag)

Mena Suvari borrows Amy Winehouse’s beehive for the night. (Moe Jackson)

Megan Fox’s high school pictures, before the nose job and lip injections. (CelebJihad)

Rihanna has some serious bingo wings in that outfit. Fortunately, the boobs make up for it. (The Grumpiest)

Lindsay Lohan crashes and burns at her first DJ-ing attempt. FAIL. (The Blemish)

Jessica Stroup upskirt! (Glamzilla)

Who is the scary lesbian on the cover of Rolling Stone? (Litely Salted)