S.S. Boob Off: Sofia Vergara vs Dita Von Teese

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When you’re faced with jugs this spectacular, the only logical choice is a good ol’ fashioned boob-off. Now, I can’t tell you what a boob-off entails per se, but I assume there’s a lot of baby oil and squeezing and maybe a squirt gun full of cold water. To be honest, no one’s ever accepted my boob-off challenge before. They usually start yelling at me to put my shirt back and threaten to call the cops again. Fucking haters.

PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer Griffin Online, Pacific Coast News

4 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Roadside

    Easy choice: Sofia: hot Latina. Dita: dated MM.

  2. Sofia wins this one – but she loses against Nives Celsius! http://www.hotwags.co.cc/2010/03/nives-celsiuscelzijus-mega-wag.html

  3. Jon

    I agree, Sofia!

  4. Sofia wins hands down, I didn’t even have to think twice.

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