Quickies: Send in the Clowns

Mar 9, 20103

Jack from “Will and Grace” finally comes out of the closet. (Hollywood PQ)

Roger Ebert makes a rare public appearance since losing losing the entire bottom half of his face to cancer. (Moe Jackson)

When did Michelle Rodriguez get the killer rack? (Hollywood Rag)

Natalie Portman looking beautiful as always at the Vanity Fair Oscar party. (UseMyComputer)

Maria Menounos drops some serious cleavage on the red carpet. (Popoholic)

The Ikki twins are infinitely hotter now that they’ve dumped Hugh Hefner. (Right Celebrity)

Heidi Klum might be smokin hot, but you’d never know it from these pictures. (The Grumpiest)

First stills from “The Bachelor’s” Rozlyn Papa’s sex tape! (The Dirty)

Jessica Alba in bed with a come-hither smile… (Dirty Rotten Whore)

All the 82nd Annual Academy Award nipslips you might have missed. (City Rag)

L’il Wayne begins his year in jail today. (Holy Moly)

Heidi Montag’s Funny or Die video isn’t funny and she doesn’t die. Frankly, I feel a little shortchanged. (Litely Salted)

Amber Rose can wear clothes that cover more than her nipples and genitals. Who knew? (Celeb Smack)

Beth Ditto looks like a clown corpse that’s suffering severe post-mortem bloat. Yikes. (popbytes)

VS model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley naked for Purple magazine. (CelebNewsWire)

Gerard Butler and Gabby Sidibe? Excuse me while I gouge out my mind’s eye. (The Fab Life)

Captain_Insano

That is fucking terrifying.

Mar 9th, 2010
IB

I believe this man is dying from a cancer in the face. Sad.

Mar 10th, 2010
Jon

I feel bad for Roger Ebert, but at the same time – keep it at home cause good god that gives me nightmares. If it wasn’t for Abby’s unrelenting sexiness, I’d never get another stiffy again….lol

Mar 10th, 2010