Mar 9, 20103

S.S. Scarlett Johansson in the Official Iron Man 2 Trailer

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The official trailer for Iron Man 2 is finally here, and it’s chock-full of “Scarlett Johansson looking sexy while wearing a leopard-print bustier” and “Scarlett Johansson crushing a man with her thighs while wearing a neoprene bodysuit.” Not to mention Mickey Rourke and a whole army of evil Iron Men and massive explosions and Nicky Fury and the Avengers and ahhhhh thbbbbpfftt. Nope, I still can’t get through that trailer without blowing my load at least once. Prepare yourself for the din of a thousand fanboys collectively crying and apologizing at once, because it’s coming.

3 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Davad

    1080p Trailer…who needs porn when you have that?

    Mar 9th, 2010

  2. abby

    no kidding!!!!

    Mar 9th, 2010

  3. blergh

    Good god she is hot and looks absolutely smoking with that hair color, fuck you Ryan Reynolds.

    Mar 9th, 2010

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