Demi Moore Teaches Rumer How to Strip

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Demi Moore is the classic “cool mom” — dating a guy fifteen years her junior, wearing hip designer clothes, and publicly teaching her daughters how to strip at a Hollywood party. All my stupid mom ever did was make brownies. According to Page Six

Demi Moore gave daughter Rumer Willis a pole-dancing lesson at a party at the Chateau Marmont hotel. A partygoer [said] that the “Striptease” star “even spun around the pole upside down.” Then Rumer gave it a whirl as Ashton Kutcher, Jennifer Aniston and Leonardo DiCaprio cheered her on. “Everyone was cheering, and Leo gave Ashton a high-five,” the source added.

I bet it was pretty easy for Rumer to swing around the pole once she really got going. When you’ve gathered up enough speed with a head that big, inertia kinda takes over and does its thing for you. There’s a lot of complex physics and kinematics involved in having a melon the size of Texas. If Einstein were still alive today, he’d probably have written a whole book about it.

Demi practicing her mothering skills in Striptease:

4 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. i’m ok with it – as long as she doesn’t get breast implants like her mom

  2. HOW CUM

    It all depends on the music. The old time burlesque music is utterly cliché. While something like Sia’s Breathe Me, is sensual enough, how many can strip to works by world-famed Hiromi Uehara?

  3. Roadside

    Gross. When you’re a parent, act like one.

  4. HOW CUM

    Maybe some parents know more than others.

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