Jessica Simpson is Still Fat

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Jessica Simpson was on “The Late Show” with David Letterman last night, presumably to talk about her new show “The Price of Beauty,” but of course she spent most of the time talking about the men who’d dumped her and being fat. Well, technically, she didn’t as much talk about being fat as she did wear a dress that made her look like the broad side of a Mack truck, so I assume she was trying to broach the subject tastefully. They say a picture is worth a thousand words. That probably translates to about a hundred and sixty pounds, give or take, if you could actually weigh them.

Watch the interview after the jump.

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News

41 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Nunzilla

    She’s bigger than she once was, sure, but girl is not fat by any stretch of the imagination.

  2. anony

    She looks good no matter what she weighs.
    Dress could have been better.
    Note to people like Paris Hilton and Anne Hathaway: that’s how you handle embarrassing things about you in the press–with a good attitude.
    She did great with Dave.

  3. spatz

    fat? she’s about the same size as kim kardashian but i think she wears more unflattering clothes. there is nothing fat about jessica simpson. stupid yes, fat no.

  4. Leah

    Seriously? I’m unsubscribing because I’m tired of hearing how “fat” someone is. She’s gorgeous. Let it go.

  5. Nick

    Are you kidding me…when she walked out on Letterman, I thought she was pregnant. I thought Paul was going to play Beer Belly Polka. And, another thing, when did her breasts grow to Dolly Parton size?

  6. Dan O

    Let’s see her with a Bikini on then all of us will see that she is FAT….
    But I’ll still do her anytime :- )

  7. Jessica

    Jessica is far from fat! Whoever wrote this shit has a miserable, unsatisfying life and makes fun of celebs to feel better and act like she/he even has a life. This whole website is a waste. All you subscribers who enjoy this garbage can lick my ass crack after a nice healthy shit!

  8. KKITTY

    she looks better than she did in that boots video, my god she looked ill gaunt face the only thing sopping her from looking like a 10 year old boy were those huge implants

  9. M

    How is she “fat” ?
    She’s curvier than what she was before…but not FAT.

  10. James Shaw

    It is such a shame she has let her self go like this. When JS was Daisy Duke she was a pin-up girl for healthy active living.

    To the people who keep ranting “she is not fat”. She is certainly not “obese” however she is definitely “overweight” and not the 10/10 she use to be.

    Come on JS, lose the attitude, put down the hot dogs and hit the running track again. You’ll be back to your beautiful self in no time.

  11. She really looks bad. She looked so good in the Daisy
    Duke days. What a shame. she looks like Porky Pig

  12. SHE LOOKS LIKE A FAT TROLL

  13. DID SHE GO THROUGH AN UGLY MACHINE!!

    THE DAISY DUKE SHORTS MUST OF BEEN DONATED TO GOODWILL!!

  14. Wow She is Fat at 30 wait until she is 40 she will weight 500 lbs.

  15. Honey,
    Have Daddy drive you to the GYM

  16. Joe

    Better yet have Daddy walk her to the GYM

  17. THE DAISY DUKE DAYS ARE LONG GONE!!!!!

    PORKEY PIG

  18. Sue

    Welcome to the 30′s. Once you hit 30 everything goes to shit!!!

  19. No wonder she can’t hold a man!! Did you see the picture of her without makeup and big hair

  20. Jim

    I would of loved to see her new clothes bill!! She must of had to donate all her Hot Clothes for Grandma clothes like she is wearing now.

  21. JESSICIA,
    PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOUR INTERESTED IN DATING. WE COULD GO OUT TO EAT AT THE PIGGY RESTAURANT. LET ME KNOW IF YOU ARE GAME. PHONE NUMBER: pig-3212

    YOUR FRIEND,

    PORKEY

    PS. I CAN INTRODUCE YOU TO BABY HUEY

  22. JESSICA,
    PLEASE DON’T LISTEN TO PORKEY. HE ALWAYS HAS HIS CHOPS GOING.

    YOUR FRIEND,

    BABY HUEY

  23. Dear Jessica,
    Maybe we can go to a movie. I know of some good XXXXXX porn flicks. They have plenty of juke food soo please don’t eat before hand.

    LOVE and KISSES,

    PEE WEE HERMAN

  24. Jessicia,

    Please take it from me do not listen to these idots. I am fat too and I know what you are going through. I am also a fat lesbian. Would you be interested in going out??? We could go out for Pizza and hamburgers. I will buy!!!

    Love,
    Rosie O Donnell
    PS. Can I have your daisy duke shorts for mastrubating. I know you don’t need them anymore. I can borrow you some of my shorts for summer..

  25. Dear Jessica,

    Please call me if you need to talk. I know what you are going through. I was teased for years. I learned to let it roll off my chest. I am sure you would not have a problem with that. I was meaning to ask you are yours real or are they implants!!! They look like implants to me!! I have a bet with someone in the Hood! Please don’t take it as offence. I will win 20 bucks if they are fake.
    Your Friend,
    Fat Albert

  26. Holy Moses,
    I could not believe how BIG jessica was on the show. She showed up in the unflattering Grandma Dress. This is the first time I was for a loss of words when she walked out. I apologize to my audience for bringing on such a FAT women as a guest. What was I thinking. Its like my affair my
    brain was on vacation.

    the funny man,
    David Letterman

  27. Anna

    WTH! Shes only more gorgeous then she was before if anything! She isn’t fat at all!

  28. Robert

    She is FAR form being fat. Sure she put on a little weight, but I think she looks better now. Bigger boobs and bigger butt. If you wouldn’t do her your gay!

  29. Cher

    The girl is fat, plain and simple. She should work harder at keeping a slender figure just as I have.

  30. Aly

    she is Fat have you seen the video WE MADE YOU! it does not look good…. shes showin wat she had for breakfast, lunch, dinner and dessert! that FAT @SS…. KIM KARDASIAN is OKAY but jessica makes me vomit….. GIRL DONT SHOW WAT YOU CANT GET BACK….

  31. Real

    people on here be mad psycho. It’s not sad, just really scary that people react like this. Keep strong and doing you

    My Best,

    O
    (5’8 140 pounds- not obese, overweight-anything- so fall back b*tches)

  32. Racheal

    We can all see that she is fat but not one of u have the right to make fun of her I mean she is still pretty but she does need to lose weight unless she wants heart problems and I bet she eats her feelings and is heart broken over something

  33. Fat a+s sl+tty who+re start starving yourself lard a+s

  34. babyface

    God I hate u haters u just need to get over yourselfs I swear ya’ll have no lives going on here just u say shes fat or lose weight god its so fucking annoying just get the fuck yourself u fuck-tards

  35. babyface

    I can never be mad and not make a type-o

  36. Heather

    To any of the men posting that she is fat .. enjoy being single and pathetic for the rest of your pointless life. Or maybe you are in the closet about your sexuality. Whatever, my point is that any straight man who loves women would be drooling all over the place. Jessica is a women with boobs, hips, thighs, and a butt EXACTLY the way women were created to be. How is she fat ???

    Wow our society is officially and totally messed right up. If a grown women has to look like a pre-adolescent boy with butt and boob implants to be hot well .. good luck with finding that.

    Idiots.

  37. Kelly

    She looks great! Whomever says she is Fat is probably a miserable shrew. Grow up!

  38. sumguy

    I think it is hilarious because this girl made millions for being hot and not having much talent while the rest of us mortals work our crappy jobs. I don’t feel 1 bit sorry for her. Pay me millions, give me a cook and a trainer and i’ll be as ripped as you want me. She’s part of the TRL crowd that helped ruin music right before music was pulled from MTV. It’s tragic and super funny – this is why we read US weekly.

  39. CRB

    uh… what? she’s fat? I don’t see it. what the hell is wrong with you people? have you gone blind?

  40. PissyGirl

    I’d love to see photos of all of you losers … who hide behind your computers and call people names like Jessica as fat. She’s not fat at all. She’s just not bone THIN like most of Hollywood. She’s gorgeous, actually. And when she’s 50 she won’t have osteoporosis from malnutrition or smoking, or lung cancer. You people make me sick.

  41. Heather

    You know what? It doesn’t matter if she’s fat or not, because there’s so much more to life than making sleazeballs cum in their pants. If she feels good about herself, then that’s something worth celebrating.

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