Lady Gaga and Beyonce’s Telephone Official Video
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The official video for Lady Gaga’s “Telephone” featuring Beyonce hit the interwebs today, and it’s big ol’ hot mess of “Kill Bill” meets “Thelma and Louise,” but without any of the kitsch that made either of those movies so endearing. Us Magazine says
The [video] opens with the pop diva being escorted into a women’s prison. Two gruff female guards throw her into a cell and strip off her clothes.
Gaga, with pasties on her breasts, sheer tights, and no underwear, throws herself up against the bars of the cell; the camera blurs out the X-rated view of the star’s genitals.
Quips a guard: “I told you she didn’t have a dick.”
As the video continues, Gaga breaks out of jail with the help of the “Pussy Wagon” from Kill Bill, teams up with a flirty, pouty-mouthed Beyonce, poisons a diner full of people.
The star [said] that she wanted the “Telephone” video to convey “the idea that America is full of young people that are inundated with information and technology and turn it into something that was more of a commentary on the kind of country that we are.”
I fail to see how cigarette eyeglasses and prison yard bitch fights and high-kicking diner chefs convey any sort of message about technology’s influence on American conventions, but I’m not a big faggot with pink hair and my own gossip blog. My hair is brown, thank you very much. That must make all the difference when you’re watching this video.
Screen caps from the video:
18 Comments, Comment or Ping
spatz
i usually don’t mind lady gaga so much but when she tries to look “pretty” she comes off looking like gwen stefanis retarded little cousin.
Mar 12th, 2010
Jon
That was like watching a 10 minute infomercial for dyke lesbianism. Ick, those were some of the ugliest bitches I ever saw. Plus it was pretty sickening to see the blatant product placement for those garbage monster ear buds and virgin mobile phones.
lol…so true spatz
Mar 12th, 2010
Kiddo
Someone just needs to help Lady Gaga make the right fashion choices as well as makeup choices… i mean she can be really pretty but it seems as if she just doesn’t know how to put on makeup and he clothes are starting to not look too good on her… i mean i like the whole “i’m myself” wardrobe statement she has going on but here it just didn’t do it for me… i wish that this video would’ve worked out just a little different, and by that i mean that it would have actually made sense with the song…
Jon i think you were talking about the “heartbeat” headphones lady gaga has out and they are really expensive and are really cool looking, not to mention they make your music listening experience a tad bit better =]
Mar 12th, 2010
Joe
I enjoyed it quite a bit, but some of the blatant shit was lame. I need less talking, more music/lyrics. But I do love me some Gaga. She tries to be different, in some ways, and I appreciate that.
Mar 12th, 2010
blergh
Where did the “lady” hide the penis this time?, I am sick of her, she is boring and an attention seeker and Beyonce is fake, annoying and highly over rated, I watched 2 minutes of this lame video…that was more than enough.
Mar 13th, 2010
Jon
“Jon i think you were talking about the “heartbeat” headphones lady gaga has out”
Ummmm yes. They are made by Monster, who makes nothing but overpriced junk. It’s been proven scientifically that their products are in most cases not better then stuff that costs $5. For their AV cables anyhow. Although there is also another example – at $300, that beats by Dr Dre they sell are no better then the superior sounding skullcandy skullcrushers at $79.
Look it up in the AV forums.
Mar 13th, 2010
evan
I thought it was entertaining. lol
I had to watch it again.
Mar 14th, 2010
Ritchard Mckie
Anyone else having trouble trying to watch this video. I can’t get it to run smoothly on any website that has it on.Can anyone help?
Mar 15th, 2010
Jay
It was too long! I got bored after 1 minute…. seriously.
Beyonce has a great voice, but she is one of the most BORING singers ever… She does have some good songs (like Single Ladies – which was actually interesting), but overall she doesn’t entertain me much.
On the other hand, Lady Gaga is entertaining, but sometimes in a bad way. She gets freakier and scarier all the time. I think it’s gone too far. I get it if she wants to stand out and make a statement, but there is no need to be that dirty or trashy all the time.
The video is okay… but it kind of ruined the song.
Mar 17th, 2010
Peace
I’m sorry but you have to be an idiot to realize that her videos send confusing and can be disruptive to a child’s brain. Now, I have no issue with her being an artist. I realize that she didn’t create negative imagery, BUT she is being marketed to kids and therefore should show more social responsibility as a ‘TRUE ARTIST’…she is an artist at making money.
Mar 23rd, 2010
ms. V
just wasted 9 minutes of my life on this crap.
Mar 25th, 2010
Chris
That was ten of the most pathetic minutes Ive spent in five years…in NO way did this relay any kind of message Gwen Stefani’s little cousin spoke
of. Pathetically unrevealing and uninteresting.
Go home Ga Ga
Mar 26th, 2010
sherlot
damn it….you gotta hear it….i raed someone’s comment who says that what lady gaga does isn’t porno …th thinks its “art”…..the person who wrote it needss reaally a treatment….of course its porno in poker face girls and boys kiss her ans touch her like i don’t know how..in paparazzi she does sex and in low game she sits on somthing when 2 men kiss her she is almost naked up there she has on her body just buckless…..in bad romance she plays stripper…and she is totally naked with tatosss…in tekephone as you see she gets naked by violence…..
and by the way i don’t have problem just with her slutty deeds she talks about alcohol and even drugs and now about criminals…….the mtv even censored parts of her songss….what can i learn from her ?being whorn i don’t think its such a good thing….
Mar 28th, 2010
chantybby
BEYONCE SHOULD NEVER WORK WITH SUCH TRASH AS GAGA……..GAGA IS A NASTY SELLOUT ATTENTION WHORE!!!
Apr 8th, 2010
chantybby
GAGA DOES HAV A COCK!!!
Apr 8th, 2010
chantybby
GAGA HAS A COCK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Apr 8th, 2010
chantybby
GAGA IS A MAN!!!
Apr 8th, 2010
Vickkaayyy
Really guys ? Why is everyone being such haters ? Its a good video, i don’t see why they let gaga swear and cencored beyonce’s swearing out but other than that everyone who worked on this video has obviously put allott of effort into it and i love the fact she doesent care what people think and if everyone was talking about you and saying you had a dick but you diden’t im prettty sure you would make a public statement about it too. good song. good video.
Apr 14th, 2010
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