Corey Haim’s death is now being linked to a “massive” drug ring that used stolen prescription pads to illegally obtain controlled substances. People Magazine says

Investigators have now found that an “unauthorized” prescription in his name was linked to an “illegal and massive prescription-drug ring.”

“We know there was a prescription pad stolen and there was a prescription written for him using that pad,” [said a California Attorney General] spokeswoman.

The ring orders prescription pads from vendors using stolen doctor identities. The pads are then either sold on the street to addicts or to people who are paid to fill the prescription and then sell the drugs on the underground market. The doctor whose name is printed on the form is usually unaware that his or her identity has been stolen.

That’s fucking brilliant. Who knew you could order prescription pads over the internet by posing as a doctor? And all this time I’ve been trying to pass off hand-written sticky notes to the pharmacy! If it hadn’t been for my grandma’s stage IV pancreatic cancer, I might have never gotten my hands on any oxycontin. This is really going to save me a fortune in gas money driving back and forth to the hospice center. Thanks, Corey!

And now Brooklyn Decker in J Magazine, because she’s not an ugly tweaker: