Lady Gaga is Tired
Tags: drunk, high, Lady Gaga, monster ball tour, new zealand, pass out
Lady Gaga had some technical issues while performing the closing song at her show in New Zealand on Saturday, and by “technical issues,” I mean “she appeared to have taken a fistful of ecstasy and PCP before performing.” Things start to go bad around the 0:57 mark, when she stops dancing and singing to sit down on the stage floor and rest for half a minute. Then she gets back up and kinda waves her arms around and blows some kisses but has to sit back down again, only this time she pulls off her ridiculous headpiece (1:37 mark) while she’s at it. Then she does a couple more half-hearted arm flails before almost tipping over (1:56), and at the 2:24 mark she decides, “Okay, I’ll just crawl around on my hands and knees here for a minute,” but realizes that’s too hard once she actually attempts it. Finally, she just gives the fuck up and lays down on the stage and does this kind of half-assed thrashing from her prostrate position on the floor (3:01).
I think it’s pretty obvious what’s going on here. She clearly got her hands on the video from my sister’s wedding and stole all my signature dance moves. WTF?! She was smart enough to leave out the part where I vomit on myself and convulse uncontrollably, so technically I can’t sue her for copyright infringement. Believe me, I already checked.
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
anony
Again, my theory proves correct:
Lady Gaga is as fascinating as a stale bag of potato chips.
Mar 15th, 2010
abby
Oh, come on. You got to admit her staggering around the stage like a hobo on a bender was goddamn entertaining.
Mar 15th, 2010
Jon
DIE GAGA DIEEEEEE!
Only in 2010 would that statement not get me committed for spouting random words.
Mar 15th, 2010
Ju42anna
FUCK OFF HATERS!!!
so she did too much E and she had a bad nite. And?!?!?!?!
Mar 15th, 2010
sonya
Next time she should do a little more E and do us all a favor and DIE, DIE, DIIIIIIIIIIIIIE.
Mar 15th, 2010
FRANCIS
I AM SICK OF HER, SHE IS LIKE A NIGHTMARE.
GAGA GO HOME
Mar 16th, 2010
Bigoldbitch
I think the best revenge she has on all her detractors is that they’re all taking time out of their pissant lives to discuss her on the internet, while she hasn’t a clue they even exist! And even if she did, she’d be too busy counting all of her money, ha ha Gaga.
Mar 16th, 2010
Jon
She isn’t even original. She just ripped off Grace Jones.
Mar 16th, 2010
Bigoldbitch
Original? Specious argument. It can be argued that there are no original ideas left….everyone is inspired by someone else, including Grace Jones herself. Grace Jones may have a unique voice but (IMHO) it is singularly unpleasant to listen to, Gaga is multi-talented musically, that can’t be denied. And her music isn’t really like GJ at all.
Mar 16th, 2010
JTchicago
IMHO, it is exhaustion. She has been busting her Dali-esque azz since the Grammy’s.
I think she needs a hamburger with that bag of potato chips.
Apr 25th, 2010
müzik dinle
Wow she is really hot!! thanks for the post
Oct 6th, 2010
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