Quickies: Sweepin’ The Clouds Away

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DWTS’ Cheryl Burke shows off her bikini bod. (UseMyComputer)

Lisa Marie Presley is eating herself to death! (CelebSlam)

Why are Kim Kardashian and Jay Leno flashing Scissor Gang Mafia signs? (The Dirty)

You’ve seen Alice Eve in Maxim — now see her topless. (Egotastic)

Here’s one you know Sesame Street did not approve — Elmo cops a feel on Aubrey O’Day. (Moe Jackson)

Ever wonder what a Japanese rhythmic gymnastics fetish video would look like? Well, wonder no more, sicko. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Lindsay Bloat-han. Ugh. She looks like she’s been shotgunning soy sauce for two weeks straight. (Hollywood Rag)

Sad news this morning — “Airplane’s” Peter Graves has died. (Seriously? OMG)

Can you guess the one celebrity Madonna banned Jesus from hanging out with? And I just ended a sentence with TWO prepositions. Suck on that, 7th grade English! (Celebitchy)

Super-sexy Kelly Landry bikini pictures. (The Grumpiest)

Willy Wonka as re-imagined by Christopher Walken and Jack Nicholson. (Celebrity Odor)

Jessica Simpson says she doesn’t brush her teeth. Gross. (Litely Salted)

Paris Hilton sunbathing topless: the photos. (Gone Hollywood)

Dog handlers at the Crufts Dog Show busted putting lipstick and eyeliner on their dogs! (Post Chronicle)

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