Heidi Montag is an Effing Cartoon Character
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Heidi Montag plays herself in a small cameo in Adam Sandler’s new movie “Just Go With It,” because really, who else is she gonna play, other than a retarded post-op transsexual with a heart of gold or a porn star with frontal lobe trauma from snuff that didn’t take. And then that got me to thinking — what are the long-term psychological ramifications of essentially becoming a caricature of yourself? What happens when you become completely ensconced inside the one-dimensional persona you’ve created? Do you lose all sense of self, or is the authentic self merely relegated to the depths of the subconscious? And then I thought “boobs,” and it suddenly all made sense. I think that’s what Oprah calls an “a-ha!” moment.
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
anony
A Barbie doll, with less of a brain.
Mar 16th, 2010
sonya
Heart of fool’s gold is more like it.
Mar 16th, 2010
blergh
Good lord, she is disgusting and looks so stupid, please die you vapid, plastic and worthless waste of space.
Mar 16th, 2010
Yep
She’s a dumb ass no talent havin attention whore but I’m gonna keep it real…I’d bone.
Mar 16th, 2010
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