Quickies: Tea and Strumpets
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Terry Richardson drinks tampon tea. You don’t even want to know. Well… yes you do. (CelebNewsWire)
The best celebrity ass compilation ever! (Caveman Circus)
Heidi Montag stole Mickey Mouse’s pants. (Celebrity Odor)
Brooke Hogan is why the word “cankles” was invented. (The Grumpiest)
Are Coco and Ice-T swingers? All signs point to yes! (CityRag)
A Basic Instinct reunion: see how gravity always wins. (Seriously? OMG)
If you’re still conscious when you walk out of the trash humping experience, the only thought your mind will be able to hold is this: “What the fuck just happened?” Kinda like your freshman year. (Pajiba)
It’s a thunder-thigh-off: Beyonce joins Alicia Keys onstage! (Moe Jackson)
Sarah Jessica Parker might be ugly as sin, but damn if she doesn’t have nice legs. (Hollywood Rag)
Heidi Montag fires her psychic manager. But he already saw that coming, right? (Litely Salted)
Behind the scenes at Kim Kardashian’s 2011 calendar shoot! (Anything Hollywood)
And speak of Kim, here she is wrapped in 47 yards of purple ace bandages. (Dirty Rotten Whore)
Lady Gaga gets sued for $35 million by an ex-boyfriend. (Holy Moly)
Katherine Heigl’s dress breaks in the middle of her award acceptance speech! Even her clothes fucking hate her. (Bricks and Stones)
Robert Pattinson can’t hold his liquor. Pussy! (Allie is Wired)

5 Comments, Comment or Ping
lucy
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Mar 21st, 2010
linda
I like kids, child is an angel.
Mar 21st, 2010
liky
Plant trees make our environment better.
Mar 21st, 2010
jone
I love nike very much!
Mar 21st, 2010
Yep
Only white people would call Beyonce & A.Keys “thunder thighs”. I’d rather have a woman with an actual WOMAN’S BODY than some braud who’s built like a 10 year old boy. GTFOH.
Mar 22nd, 2010
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