Just a week after he publicly announced his triumphant return to golf, more of Tiger Wood’s filthy sext messages to porn star Joslyn James were made public yesterday via Sexting Joslyn James, and they’re even worse than most people thought. I picked my favorites out for you here (you can read the more boring ones after the jump):

Tiger:Sent: 03:36 PM 08/29/2009:
After i cum you better start sucking my cock to get it hard

Tiger:Sent: 04″02 PM 08/29/2009:
I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you

Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat

Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:
You are my fucking whore

Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:
Hold you down while i choke you and Fuck that ass that i own

Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009:
Then im going to tell you to shut the Fuck up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise

Tiger:Sent: 04:21 PM 08/29/2009:
Where do you want to be bitten

Tiger:Sent: 05:26 PM 08/29/2009:
Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don’t do it right i will slap, spank, bite and fuck you till mercy

Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:
Have you ever had a golden shower done to you

Let’s be honest here — you really don’t need to ask that dirty skank if she’s “ever had a golden shower done to her.” I think it’s pretty obvious that chick has been peed on more times than a dog park fire hydrant. From the looks of her, she’s probably had more golden showers than actual showers. It’s not like baby wipes and Jovan Musk buy themselves, you know.

In case you forgot how disgusting she was:

Tiger:Sent: 03:30 PM 08/29/2009:
I would wear you out

Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/28/2009:
I want to be deep inside you

Tiger:Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009:
I would love to have the ability to make you sore

Tiger: Sent: 05:52 PM 07/30/2009
How close are you

Tiger: Sent: 06:01 PM 07/30/2009
I will leave an envelope at the front desk under my daniels. Your room will be 305. Get settled and let me know when you are ready to see me. I will be i

Tiger: Sent: 06:01 PM 07/03/2009:
n room 201. You can come down the stair well next to your room. Make sure absolutely no one sees you.

Tiger: Sent: 03:57 PM 07/31/2009
Will be back in 5. Let me take a shower

Tiger: Sent: 04:18 PM 07/31/2009
Just glad and surprised i can do that to you im all clean. Come on down

Tiger: Sent: 04:22 PM 07/31/2009
Hurry

Tiger: Sent: 06:36 PM 07/31/2009
Awesome baby. Be safe

Tiger: Sent: 03:13 AM 08/01/2009
Thank you sexy

Tiger: Sent: 06:34 AM 08/06/2009
In Ohio playing

Tiger: Sent: 06:50 PM 08/09/2009
In about a month

Tiger: Sent: 06:51 PM 08/09/2009
Maybe sooner. Can’t talk now. Will text when i can

Tiger: Sent: 10:45 PM 08/23/2009
So you have been with others huh since

Tiger: Sent: 10:45 PM 08/23/2009
Not a bad thing thinking about me

Tiger: Sent: 11:08 PM 08/23/2009
I like when you do that to me

Tiger: Sent: 11:11 PM 08/23/2009
Ditto sexy

Tiger: Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009
Maybe in two weeks in Chicago

Tiger: Sent: 03:19 PM 08/29/2009
I need that so bad

Tiger: Sent: 03:30 PM 08/29/2009
I have no idea.

Tiger: Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009
Me to. I would wear you out

Tiger: Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009
I have no idea.

Tiger: Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009
In a week. I will try to wear you out

Tiger: Sent: 03:37 PM 08/29/2009
Do you ever hook up with other guys or girls

Tiger: Sent: 03:41 PM 08/29/2009
You didn’t answer the question

Tiger: Sent: 03:34 PM 08/29/2009
Ok. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust

Tiger: Sent: 03:48 PM 08/29/2009:
Does that excite you at all or no

Tiger: Sent: 03:52 PM 08/29/2009
God girl. You better want to take care of me

Tiger: Sent: 03:56 PM 08/29/2009
You do. Need more of it

Tiger: Sent: 04:02 PM 08/29/2009
I want to treat you rough. Throw you around. Spank and slap you

Tiger: Sent: 04:21 PM 08/29/2009
Ok. Now you’re talking. Whatever I want. You are mine

Tiger: Sent: 04:39 PM 08/29/2009
Whatever else turns you on

Tiger: Sent: 04:48 PM 08/29/2009
You are. Always will be. Don’t trust people

Tiger: Sent: 05:00PM 08/29/2009
I really do want to be rough with you. Slap you around

Tiger: Sent: 05:12 PM 08/29/2009
For years. And punish you for not seeing me anymore

Tiger: Sent: 05:15 PM 08/29/2009
I want to Kiss you all over

Tiger: Sent: 05:18 PM 08/29/2009
We will see how bad you want me

Tiger: Sent: 05:26 PM 08/29/2009
Next time I see you, you better beg and if you don’t so it right I will slap, spank, bite you till mercy

Tiger: Sent: 09:20 AM 09/03/2009
Was playing sexy

Tiger: Sent: 01:42 AM 09/03/2009
I can’t wait to see you as well. What time do you land again

Tiger: Sent: 03:15 AM 09/07/2009
You are going to be headed to the hyatt lodge. 2815 jorie blvd oak brook, il 60523.

Tiger: Sent: 12:35 PM 09/07/2009
I am pretty tired after today. I am going to sleep early

Tiger: Sent: 07:38 PM 09/07/2009
Head to the elevators and go to 334. That’s your room. The door will be open with the dead bolt. I have to get back here to wait for the food. Im in room 358.

Tiger: Sent: 07:42 PM 09/07/2009
Let me know when you are in the room. Food just got here

Tiger: Sent: 07:47 PM 09/07/3009
Sweet. Don’t come down here yet. Lots of people in the hall. I will let you know when it clears

Tiger: Sent: 08:32 PM 09/07/2009
Come on down. Its quiet here now

Tiger: Sent: 08:35 PM 09/07/2009
There is a room service cart in my hall. Be careful

Tiger: Sent: 08:35 PM 09/07/2009
Room 358

Tiger: Sent: 10:01 PM 09/07/2009
Ok. Lights out. Good night sexy

Tiger: Sent: 12:42 PM 09/08/2009
I have to leave for an appearance at 430 but I will be back at 730 for dinner and lots of dessert with you. How about a quickie before I go:)

Tiger: Sent: 01:30PM 09/08/2009
Really. You. You have done just about everything haven’t you

Tiger: Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/3009
Enter thru 360. Its next door

Tiger: Sent: 07:32 PM 09/08/2009
You felt amazing to baby

Tiger: Sent: 07:35 PM 09/08/2009
Having a few issues at home. Might be a little later before I see you tonight

Tiger: Sent: 07:39 PM 09/08/2009
Parent hood melt down

Tiger: Sent: 07:43 PM 09/09/2009
Great thing is we have a lifetime of this

Tiger: Sent: 06:02 PM: 10/01/2009
Baby im not going anywhere or doing anything. You please me like no other has or ever will. I’m not losing that. You have to understand that people have to tal

Tiger: Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009
K about me. Sometimes its good and sometimes its bad. I have learned to just roll with it no matter how much it upsets me when its not true. My life is a

Tiger: Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009
fish bowl

Tiger: Sent: 10:40 AM 10/04/2009
Guys from dubai. Investors. So my agent being suggested that we go back to my room at the mansion for lunch. He doesn’t know about us obviously

Tiger: Sent: 11:31 AM 10/04/2009
This has been a total shit trip. Im sorry I fucked up last night. And this shit. We will get it right next time so we can spend more time together

Tiger: Sent: 12:06 PM 10/04/3009
Oh my god. If they were with me. You would have ruined everything

Tiger: Sent: 12:07 PM 10/04/2009
I told you. Oh my god. I can’t believe what just happened

Tiger: Sent: 12:08 PM 10/04/2009
Don’t fucking talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, fuck