I warned you the deluge of whores was about to be unleashed: a third woman has come forward claiming she had sex with Jesse James while he was still married to Sandra Bullock. And no, despite what the picture may suggest, Ms. Daguerre was actually born a female (slide show here). According to TMZ:

Brigitte Daguerre claims Jesse hired her in 2008 to do styling work for a West Coast Choppers photo shoot. She says the two emailed and texted each other for a year, but claims they only had sex 4 times before she cut it off.

Daguerre has 195 text messages between her and Jesse (the cell phone numbers sync up), many of them extremely graphic. Among the milder, Jesse says, “I’ll be your monkey.”

Throughout the exchanges, Jesse repeatedly asks Daguerre to send pictures and set up rendezvous. In one exchange, Daguerre complained that Jesse wasn’t letting loose. He explains, “I’m texting you in secret.”

Seriously, I didn’t think anyone could surface who’d make Tiger Woods look like the good guy, but damn if Jesse didn’t pull it off. Tiger might be a philandering whoremongering blackhearted cheater, yes, but he fucked around on a snooty foreign model, not America’s sweetheart. The only way Jesse could be less popular with the American public now is if he took dump on the Statue of Liberty and then wiped his his ass with the flag.