Quickies: Hello Alcohol

For more Chelsea Handler fun, check out her getting hit on by a 12-year-old lesbian boy. ( Litely Salted)

Christina Aguilera is as frightening as ever in her ” Bionic” promo pictures. (Use My Computer)

Scarlett Johannson Iron Man 2 superhero sexiness! (Popoholic)

Tiger Wood’s kindergarten teacher is getting in on all the action. (Gone Hollywood)

Lindsay Lohan is so broke (from buying coke, no doubt) she can’t pay rent. (the Blemish)

Nicole Ritchie makes Kim Kardashian her April Fool. (Socialite Life)

Dita Von Teese says she’s tired of the upkeep of her pale, vintage look. Also, check out the photos from her burlesque show! (Moe Jackson)

Hello Kitty’s all grown up and selling alcohol.  (Agent Bedhead)

Jason Lee’s ex and ex-Scientologist Carmen Llywellyn gives Xenu the finger. (CelebNewsWire)

Jennifer Aniston names her new perfume, and no, it isn’t “Pittiful Pleasures” or “J’Alone”. (Dlisted)

Guess the worst celebrity tattoo of all time! (Holy Moly!)

George Lopez gets amorous with himself. (Seriously? OMG!)

The Top Ten Naked Celebs born in April! (Mr. Skin)

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