Apr 12, 20108

Heidi Montag Post-Surgery Bikini Pics

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This is what happens when you cross Shauna Sand, Tupperware®, and the collective IQ of a bowl of mice in a back-alley transmogrifying machine pilfered from the Soviets after the Cold War. I sure hope the liner of that bikini is made of Teflon, or it will wind up permanently welded to her body after she starts to melt in the sun. Ironically, it would be the only part of her body that would actually biodegrade in the next ten thousand years. The rest of her might as well be made of disposable diapers and old Solo cups.

Heidi Montag at the grand opening of the Liquid Pool Lounge in Vegas this weekend (10 more pics after the jump):

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News

8 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Jon

    she clearly brought her own flotation devices too – id still bang her, but just saying.

    Apr 12th, 2010

  2. Missing-the-point

    They face still needs work…

    Apr 12th, 2010

  3. anony

    Body by Silicone, mind by Mattel.

    Apr 12th, 2010

  4. Yep

    Aaaaaaannnnnnnnnnd i would still hit it.

    Apr 12th, 2010

  5. blergh

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    Apr 13th, 2010

  6. Au natural

    You will never be Pam, honey!!

    Apr 14th, 2010

  7. Emma

    Feel free to call me shallow but DO WANT!

    Apr 22nd, 2010

  8. sapir

    אמאאא כמה סילקון!
    אם היא לא הייתה עושה כ”כ הרבה סילקון היא הייתה הרבה יותר יפה! ..

    if she wosnt did so much silikon she was much pritty then this! haha

    חח

    Jun 1st, 2010

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