Former New York governor Eliot Spitzer’s career-demolishing call girl has an eight-page spread in this month’s issue of Playboy magazine. But it’s not just nekkid pics — the spread (no pun intended) is accompanied by an in-depth (again, no pun intended) interview that offers an “exclusive glimpse into her early days as an escort and life post-Spitzer sex scandal.” The NY Daily News says

On Her First Experience with Prostitution:

“I was at a club one night, and a rich older guy said to me, ‘I’ll give you a thousand dollars if you come home with me.’ I was like, wow, a thousand dollars sounds good. But I was scared.”

On How She Was Perceived During the Eliot Spitzer Sex Scandal:

“Some people call me the girl who brought down the governor of New York, but in reality he brought me down.”

On What Her Future Holds:

“I love sex and I’m very good at it, but I’m saving that. That’s for my future boyfriend from now on. And it will be fabulous.”

Sure, you could pay the $5.99 to look at a spectacularly average Jersey girl photoshopped beyond recognition, or you could just click on the kittens and puppies below and see screen caps of her completely naked and masturbating with a giant pink dildo for Girls Gone Wild. I don’t want to give it away or anything, but the thumbnails are free. Perhaps Hugh Hefner still hasn’t heard about the internet.

In case I didn’t make it abundantly clear, these pictures are 100% NSFW: