Here’s one that’s sure to positively floor you: Charlie Sheen has been busted cheating on wife Brooke Mueller with a paid escort he met online. I don’t know how he got caught, though, given his brilliant ball-cap-and-fake-moustache disguise. Radar Online says

Charlie took Angelina Tracy back to the house on more than one occasion and had sex with her in the bed he shares with his wife, a source who knows him [revealed].

The Two and a Half Men star has been busted cheating, with photographs surfacing of him wearing a ridiculous fake moustache disguise while meeting Angelina.

While Mueller spent some time out of the house recently, Charlie brought back Angelina and had sex with her in his bed.

But a rep for Sheen had the following to say about the moustache and the hooker:

“The woman in question is the sister of one of Sheen’s campmates and Sheen was only responding to a 12th step call. Since Sheen knew he was being followed and how this would look, he wore the moustache in a tongue and cheek disguise gesture.”

Tongue-in-cheek or not, you still won’t find a moustache that lush and corpulent unless you’re on your way to rescue Princess Toadstool from the clutches of the evil Bowser or you’re an extra in the Beastie Boys’ “Sabotage” video. It’s almost like it blossomed from the nasolabial folds of Wilford Brimley himself.