Larry King Getting Divorced after Boning His Wife’s Sister
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Legally dead Larry “Pegleg” King is getting divorced for the eighth time, this time from his pill-popping train wreck of a wife Shawn Southwick. TMZ says
Larry King and Shawn Southwick filed for divorce [yesterday] after an explosive argument at their home in Beverly Hills.
We’re told the marriage fell apart over allegations of infidelity. Sources say Shawn is accusing Larry of having an affair with one of her close relatives.
And that “close relative” would be none other than her younger sister:
Larry King’s marriage fell apart in large part because Shawn Southwick believes Larry is having an affair with her sister, Shannon Engemann.
Shannon says Shawn has been accusing her of fooling around with Larry for months. She says Shawn has repeatedly pointed to the fact that Larry gave Shannon numerous gifts… [including] a $160,000 car [and a Cartier necklace].
Shannon [said], “I did not have an affair with Larry. He’s been like a father to me.”
I always thought that old people having sex with a myth, like the Chupacabra or the Holocaust. It just seems logistically impossible. Like trying to drill a hollowed-out prune with a lukewarm wad of ricotta cheese. It defies every fundamental law of physics.
Ew:
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
anony
Larry King has the common sense and IQ of a chicken.
Apr 15th, 2010
sonya
It’s weird that it wasn’t the wife cheating on him. I mean, one look at him would send me straight into the arms of the nearest available non-dead male.
Apr 15th, 2010
Syd
Didn’t she cheat with a little league baseball coach? (a HOT one, I might add)
I *LOVE* the picture you chose for the top of this post. Seriously funny.
Apr 15th, 2010
abby
Thank you. It was chosen after much deliberation as to which was the ugliest picture of the couple I could find.
Apr 15th, 2010
spatz
how is he physically capable of boning anybody???
Apr 15th, 2010
abby
My sentiments exactly.
Apr 15th, 2010
Jon
He’ll be dead soon and it really won’t matter now will it?
Apr 16th, 2010
Stephan D.
Honestly, when are these stooges going to look in a mirror and and do their best to find some reality of life. Tiger Woods and his bimbos, Jesse James and his skanks, Matt Lauer, Larry King, John Edwards . . . It’s on and on – UGH ! The only reason these people are together to begin with is the filthy odor of money. They’re just as worthless as the attention they get in the news bytes. Who’s more trashy, the guys who get reeled in by the nasty women who claim love or the the women who know good and well the guys are looooawwwdeeeddd . . . Too bad the military can’t put them all on the front line in the Middle East and actually extract the self-centeredness out out them.
May 13th, 2010
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