Lindsay Lohan is Deep Throat. Or Not.
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Lindsay Lohan has been telling anybody who’ll listen that she’s playing “Deep Throat” star Linda Lovelace in a new biopic about the famous porn-icon-turned-feminist’s life. Except of course that isn’t actually happening. Page Six says
LINDSAY Lohan is telling friends that she’ll play notorious “Deep Throat” (1972) star Linda Lovelace in [the new movie] “Lovelace.”
But there’s one problem: “Lovelace” directors Rob Epstein and Jeffrey Friedman told us they haven’t signed Lohan as their star. Epstein said, “Definitely not true for our project. We can’t speak for any other project out there unrelated to our team.”
I suppose she thought she’d be the first actress that came to mind when the words “Deep Throat” came up (EDIOTR’S NOTE: ha ha!) and assumed she’d naturally be a lock for the starring role. Well, that’s why you don’t count your chickens before they hatch, folks. Poor girl. It’s practically “A Minge Too Far” and “Shitty Shitty Gang Bang” all over again.
Leaving her house at two in the morning:
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
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