Jersey Shore Recast

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There are rumors going around that some of the Jersey Shore cast won’t be back for the third season of the show. According to Page Six

Some regulars could be on their way out for season three, including Ronnie Magro, Sammi Giancola, Jenni “Jwoww” Farley and Vinny Guadagnino.

A source told us, “Pauly D already has a contract for season three and Snooki and The Situation will stay. The others could be replaced with even more outrageous characters.”

JWoww has massive fake cans and once punched The Situation in the face, so I don’t think she’s going anywhere. Vinny and Sammi are another story, though. They could be easily replaced and you’d never even know the difference. You could argue that they play the yins to Snooki and The Situation’s yangs, but you could also argue that one-dimensional characters don’t really require any type of foil in the first place. But honestly, I don’t know why you have to make everything so cerebral all the time. If I wanted to talk plot devices and hyperbolic characterization, I would have finished fucking high school. Enough already, Hemingway. Jesus.

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2 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. anony

    The only thing amusing about Snooki is when Bobby Moynihan paints himself orange and imitates her on SNL.

  2. blergh

    Disgusting and useless Human’s why does the World need these vapid losers?, don’t they know that the World is laughing AT them and not with them?, they should all be shot.

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