Even though Jenna Jameson claims that she has two torn ligaments after boyfriend Tito Ortiz’ alleged abuse yesterday, she still wants to get back together with him and live happily ever after in the house that methamphetamines built. Radar Online says

She said, “All I know is I’m in love with Tito and I hope to work it out. I’m devastated. I miss Tito.

I think couples therapy is highly imperative in this case. He hasn’t apologized yet because he’s not allowed to contact me, but I know he’s willing to work on it. He’s dealing with a lot right now, but he needs to learn to deal with it in a different way.”

But her story has started to unravel like a stripper’s g-string after a yeast infection — first, she told photographers that he didn’t beat her (video here), but a few hours later she decided he did, in fact, beat her (video here). According to TMZ

When we first saw Jenna last night — around 8 PM — she adamantly stated that Tito did not lay a hand on her.

But a few hours later — around 10 PM — the story had changed, and Jenna repeatedly referred to Tito as a “wife beater.”

So what happened in the time span between her stories? Well, one minor thing — around 9:30 PM — Tito held a press conference in which he insinuated that Jenna’s injuries were the result of her alleged addiction to OxyContin

When confronted with the discrepancies between her two stories, Jenna reportedly yelled, “Yeah? Well, it takes one to know one, cocksucker!” before she flashed her tits and started crying hysterically, then side-stepped into a parked car and vomited on its hood. No, wait… actually, that might have been me. Once the arresting officer gives his official statement I’ll get back to you ASAP.