Randy Quaid and Wife Went to Jail Yesterday

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Randy Quaid and wife Evi showed up at criminal court in Santa Barbara about two weeks too late yesterday for a hearing regarding charges they defrauded San Ysidro Ranch out of $10,000. According to People Magazine

“The judge said they showed disrespect by prior failures to appear and by flashing Randy’s Golden Globe award in court the last time around,” [the] Santa Barbara District Attorney said, referring to the couple bringing Randy’s best-actor trophy for the 1988 miniseries LBJ: The Early Years to a hearing.

The Quaids posted bail of $100,000 each and left the jail facility in the afternoon after three hours in custody.

Only a fucking actor would bring in a goddamn trophy he got from work and think it’d get him out of felony fraud charges. Hey, I got a blue ribbon in the sack race on Field Day in third grade once, does that mean I don’t have to submit to a sobriety test? Here’s my “Most Valuable Player” certificate from Wal-Mart that entitles me to a free kid’s meal at Luby’s, so my arrest is null and void, right? Plus this coffee mug and matching mousepad say “World’s Foxiest Grandpa,” right there in black and white! You can’t argue with personalized ceramics and low-density rubber composites. The defense rests, your honor!

2 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. anony

    This seems to be the fact about the Quaids:
    Randy loves Evi.
    Anyone else who has ever met Evi Quade despises her.
    That’s basically why he doesn’t have much contact with his brother.

  2. boy did he get fat!

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