A sex tape Chelsea Handler made nearly twenty years ago “as a joke” has resurfaced like a rogue turd that didn’t make it down on the first flush. Unfortunately, there’s no Chuy involved in the video. Radar Online says

[We have] viewed the graphic tape, which was made nearly a decade ago after Chelsea moved to Los Angeles. During the first part of the tape, Chelsea is fully clothed. She begins by introducing herself by name before going into a stand-up routine before suddenly cutting to Chelsea and her male partner engaging in an explicit sex act.

Chelsea, who is on all fours on a bed is naked and looks directly at the camera. Her breasts are bare and swinging during the sex act. At the end of the “performance”, Chelsea’s partner speaks in a clear British accent, asking, “Did we get the [cum] shot?” Chelsea looks into the camera and smiles at this point. Then the tape immediately cuts back into Chelsea continuing her stand-up routine in her apartment.

So what part of that was the “joke,” exactly? Well…

“This is an old demo tape that Chelsea had put together just a couple years after moving out to Hollywood when she was trying to make it as a comedienne,” the source said.

“Chelsea gave this demo tape to a bunch of talent agents and managers hoping to book some gigs. It was taken so long ago and distributed on old VHS tapes, that I’m sure most people just threw them out because her stand-up was so bad and they didn’t realize she would make it big one day. It’s highly possible that many of the recipients of the tape didn’t even watch past the first couple of minutes and missed the sex tape part altogether.”

Ah. It was a work joke. I see. But when I send a sex tape to the boys in HR, it’s “cause for termination.” You gotta love how things work on the West Coast. Anyway, Chelsea herself confirmed the existence of the tape on her show “Chelsea Lately”last night, saying:

“I would like to say to RadarOnline.com, thanks for ruining my surprise Christmas gift to my staff, and number two, it was made as a joke. I put it on an audition tape for a comedy club, because I’m a comedienne, and I’ve been showing it at birthday parties for [fucking] years!”

Which I imagine is why she never gets invited to her nieces’ birthdays anymore. The management at Chuck E. Cheese always freaks out when they see vaginal penetration.

With Chuy at some gay thing last year here; watch her Chelsea Lately response from last night after the jump:

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News