Halle Berry Dumped Gabriel Aubry, Not the Other Way Around
Tags: broke up, dumped, gabriel aubry, Halle Berry, split
Halle Berry wants to make sure you know that she was NOT dumped by baby daddy Gabriel Aubry because she was old. In fact, she’s the one who dumped him because HE was so damn immature. Then she triple-stamped, anti-quitsies no startsiesed it and Gabriel Aubry was totally owned. In your fuckin face, loser! According to People Magazine
Halle Berry didn’t get dumped by Gabriel Aubry. Their split happened several months ago – and it was the actress who initiated it.
“She kicked him out months ago because he wasn’t able to pull his weight in the relationship and she wanted to move on,” a source close to Berry [says].
I’m sure getting dumped sucks, but for me, personally — I’ve never been dumped. Not once. Some of my boyfriends might have filed “police reports” and gotten “restraining orders” and “attack dogs,” but I still know that deep down, it’s not really over between us. We’re just as in love as we ever were. That’s why I drew these pictures of your girlfriend getting mauled by wolves and filled your console with scrapings from my uterus. WHY CAN’T YOU JUST LOVE ME?!!
Halle at the The 13th Annual Revlon Run/Walk for Women in Times Square this weekend:
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
anony
If Halle Berry isn’t a total BEEyach in private, I’m…..well, there’s no way I can be wrong about this.
May 3rd, 2010
Roadside
The real reason for the break-up is she was tired of fighting with him for mirror space in the morning.
May 3rd, 2010
kayla
OMG! She’s not BEAUTIFUL, STUNNING yes and lets not forget plastic surgery (nose, breast and who knows what else) will improve one’s look by far!
May 4th, 2010
KATE
Nice TRY HAGLY but seriously…he kicked you to the curb!
May 4th, 2010
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