May 4, 20103
Christine Hendricks at the Costume Institute Gala
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Mad Men’s Christine Hendricks was among the honored tits at last night’s Costume Institute’s Annual Funbags Gala at The Metropolitan Milkbombs of Art to celebrate the opening of the American Woman: Tittyfucking a National Identity exhibition. When asked for comment, I said, “It seems the Rubenesque figure is making its resurgence on the red carpet!” No, I’m totally kidding. Of course I didn’t say that. What I actually said was “Boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs!” and then pretended to motorboat an imaginary pair of tits while thrusting my crotch like I was trying to shake a turd out of my pants. That’s probably why I never get invited anyplace fancy anymore.
Because “dairy cow” is the new black:
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
3 Comments, Comment or Ping
helluvadrug
I find this disturbing and scary.
May 4th, 2010
anony
Any use of “tittyfucking” or any form thereof immediately grabs my attention. That’s all.
And she has a very lucky soon-to-be-ex husband…
May 4th, 2010
Jon
GOD DAMN! That’s pure sex in a dress.
May 4th, 2010
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