Costume Gala Boob-Off: Jennifer Lopez vs Anne Hathaway

May 4, 20100

Costume Gala Boob-Off: Jennifer Lopez vs Anne Hathaway

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There’s only one way to determine who has the best looking rack at the Costume Institute Gala last night, and that’s a good ol’ fashioned boob-off. All that’s required are a few topless jumping jacks and several bottles of baby oil. I explained it to Anne Hathaway very explicitly in my email, but somewhere along the line my instructions got tied up as “evidence for the prosecution.” Therefore I won’t deduct any points if she doesn’t spit on me at the end and make me wear a ball gag like I suggested. It wouldn’t be fair, given the circumstances and everything. You’ll find impartiality is a must when you’re the judge of something this important.