Kristen Stewart is a Beautiful Princess

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I can see why all the vampires and werewolves in Twilight land are after Bella. Rumor has it that she’s this close to making a magic potion that will turn all the Smurfs into gold, and then they could kill her and cash in on the life insurance policy.

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  1. Roadside

    She still looks more manly than Robert Pattison.

  2. sonya

    I think the rotting corpse of my grandmother looks more manly than Robert.

  3. Tom

    Pretty??? Really. I think if someone is beautiful there should be some, oh I don’t… life behind their eyes. This chick has got to be the most photographed zombie in Hollywood.

  4. L

    I don’t see why everyone hates on this girl. I really dislike twilight and all, but she isn’t picking parts she’d do well, and her stylist is crap. that’s all. I like her tomboy, stoned community college kid look. that sounds like an insult, but I really think it’s cute. if they’d start throwing some indie films her way she’d probably fair pretty well, but now no one is going to want to do that unless they see this potential, because twilight is big anti-indie creds. it’s the movies and handlers that are keeping her down. and playing girly, because shes just not, really.

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