Introducing B.B. Homemaker
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You’ve already met Honey Bee and Sasha Fierce — now meet Beyonce’s third alter ego “B.B. Homemaker” in her new video “Why Don’t You Love Me.” The song was originally a bonus track on her 2008 album and never released as a single, but it still managed to top the US Hot Dance Club Songs charts last month. I wouldn’t know because I don’t go dancing. On account of it being so fucking stupid and all. Don’t believe me? Try downing a quarter bag of mushrooms right before you hit the club and just sit and observe the patrons in action for an hour or so, then tell me if you still think dancing is “cool.” Dry-humping and flailing your way across the floor like you had a blown-out knee and a spastic colon doesn’t look nearly as awesome as you think it does inside your head. It’s like if Rodney Dangerfield had epilepsy and Parkinson’s and no sense of shame whatsoever, except set to music.
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blergh
Beyonce is so lame, I wish she would retire and people stop buying that she is talented….she isn’t.
May 6th, 2010
rosa
so lame yet you bothered to click on this article and write a comment =)
May 7th, 2010
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