Keanu Reeves and Charlize Theron Might Be Doing It
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Charlize Theron and Keanu Reeves have co-starred in two movies together and always claimed to be “just friends,” but the cameras don’t lie, my friends. That’s what the officer kept telling me while I was in the holding cell, anyway. The Daily Mail says
The pair left a restaurant together on Monday night in Beverly Hills, and were spotted sharing an intimate series of kisses and hugs.
Theron, who split from her boyfriend of nine years Stuart Townsend earlier this year, also appeared to have her hands wrapped around Reeves and under his jacket.
But when they realised they had been caught in the act, they came over all camera shy and broke off contact.
That’s because papparazi are like T-Rexes. Their vision is entirely based on movement. If you stop what you’re doing and stand perfectly motionless, they’ll eventually lose interest and leave you alone. Ice cream trucks do the same thing with Britney Spears all the time.
The incriminating video:
Pics of her hanging her head in shame (1-3) and at the AFI screening of “The Road” last year (the rest):
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
3 Comments, Comment or Ping
helluvadrug
File this under ‘Stuff no one cares about’.
May 5th, 2010
anony
If Keanu wants to show once and for all that he’s not gay, this is a really good start.
May 5th, 2010
XYZ
Who the fuck cares?
May 6th, 2010
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