Well, maybe not. That’s just what I was hoping when I saw this picture of Pam Anderson’s likeness at some crap-posing-as-art show. Says Popeater,

The life-sized polished bronze statue, titled ‘The Ecstatic Autogenesis of Pamela,’ is part of British artist Marc Quinn’s series showcasing people “who have transformed their appearances,” the UK’s Coventry Telegraph reports.

The former ‘Baywatch’ and recent ‘Dancing With the Stars’ vixen told the Guardian that she loves Quinn and his work. “I didn’t even ask what he wanted to do with me. I would have done anything.” She likes that the finished product is “raw, not perfect. I think that’s what makes it interesting. Sexy isn’t perfect.”

Of his inspiration, Quinn said, “What Pamela has done is use surgery and transformation within the mainstream cultural context, whereas everyone else in the show has struck out on their own.”

Maybe that “I would have done anything” line was supposed to be a sexy innuendo or something, except for the fact that Pam now resembles an over-tenderized piece of meat left out in the desert sun and it just ain’t workin’ anymore. It’s like when some fat ugly hag with a mustache and tits that resemble submarine torpedoes makes a pass at you–what the hell are you supposed to do? In my case, I squirm, look away and say, “Auntie Bertha, you’re creeping me out again.”